The Curtains – High Hopes!
Whoosh here comes, another curtain tale, Whoosh her comes another curtain tale, now.
Just what makes Redwood think he can solve this case?
When he and the Met have fallen from grace,
All that digging in the ground,
Not a single clue was there to be found,
Whoosh there goes another burglar man, Whoosh there goes another burglar man, now.
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he’s got high hopes, High apple pie in the sky hopes.
Just what makes this little man from the Met,
Want to rewrite history whenever he can,
When all he need do, and here’s a clue,
Is look more closely at
The curtain story by Kate McCann!
Whoosh there goes another suspect man, whoosh there goes another suspect man, now
But Redwood? He’s got high hopes, he’s got high hopes, High apple pie in the sky hopes,
He did away with Tannerman,
He couldn't resist,
Like everyone else, he knew he didn't exist,
He replaced him with - creche man,
What a naughty, naughty plan,
A bid to fool the public,
Or protect... you know who?
Whoosh there goes another abduction myth, whoosh there goes another abduction myth, now
But Redwood? He has high hopes, he has high hopes, High apple pie in the sky hopes
Redwood posted E.Fits of a suspect too,
McCanns had kept them hidden
From the public...ooh, ooh,
Ain't hard to figure out what they were up to
Gerry Man was never to be seen, by me or you!
Whoosh there goes another scam, whoosh there goes another scam, now
But Redwood? He has high hopes, he has high hopes
High apple pie in the sky hopes
Almost 4 years, and his back is to the wall,
Still looking for a patsy to take the fall,
Just like McCanns lawyer he’s dropped the ball,
In Court she was forced to admit,
She'd simply taken...McCanns word for IT!
As, NO proof of abduction exists at all!
Whoosh there goes another abduction myth ,whoosh there goes another abduction myth,now.
But Redwood? He's still got high hopes, He’s got high hopes High apple pie in the sky hopes,
He’s interviewed his “suspects” that was fruitless too,
Almost 4 years he still hasn’t a clue,
37 Met Detectives,
Wondering what next they can do
They've exhausted their list,
Tractor man, swarthy man and smelly man too!
Whoosh there goes another abduction myth, Whoosh there goes the other suspects too!
But Redwood? He's still got high hopes he's got high hopes,
High apple pie in the sky hopes.
Looks like they've overlooked...
Kate 'whoosh' McCanns fingerprints
The only ones found... ouch it stinks,
Found on the window area,
Now that's some clue,
Could they, and DNA be on those windows, shutters,
And the curtains too?
Whoosh here comes another curtain tale, Whoosh here comes another curtain tale, now!
But Redwood? He has high hopes, He's got high hopes,
High Apple Pie in the Sky Hopes
Good luck with the curtains Andy,
The DNA too,
You must be the only one,
To not know, those stories of Kate's
They really don't ring true!
Don't tell us she's fooled all at the Met
Because she isn't really a curtain expert!
Whoosh there goes another curtain tale, whoosh there goes another curtain tale now.
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he's got high hopes, High apple pie in the sky hopes
Curtains in the kids room not the ones to test,
Try those in the front room,
Where the evidence was best,
Those cadaver dogs they don't lie,
'Incredibly unreliable' said McCann,
Oh Yeah Gerry McCann, really nice try!
Whoosh there goes Gerry's doggie tale, whoosh there goes Gerry's doggie tale now!
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
High apple pie in the sky hopes.
Redwood knows the dogs don't lie,
Unlike the guys at the Mirror
And at Sky,
When a little girl is missing without a trace
The tales, the lies they have spun,
An absolute disgrace.
Whoosh there goes another curtain tale, whoosh there goes another abduction
tale now.
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
High apple pie in the sky hopes.
Yes, Redwood has high hopes, he's got high hopes, high apple pie in the sky hopes,
So just what makes this little Met Man,
Think he can move, not only the timeline,
But the curtains, for his plan,
To whitewash this case to help McCann,
Is he now going to close the curtains
On that incredulous whooshing story by Kate McCann,
The red herring too, if he can?
Whoosh there goes another curtain tale, whoosh there goes another abduction
tale now.
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
High apple pie in the sky hopes.
Now Mirror, Mirror on the wall,
Do tell us Drake do be kind..
Whose DNA the Met might find,
On those whooshing curtains,
Behind the shuttered blind?
Whoosh there goes another curtain tale, whoosh there goes another abduction
tale now.
But Redwood? He's got high hopes, he's got high hopes
High apple pie in the sky hopes.
You're in the wrong room,
But what does that matter,
We can all hardly wait for your next chapter,
To discover who you'll choose as Madeleine's captor,
For weeks now you've been running Andy's show,
So we're all pretty sure that you'll be first to know!
l-azzeri-lies-in-the-sun.com
26th October 2014